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Can chest exercises prevent cow **** (or granny **** for women) upon old age? question above? | | No... gravity does what gravity will do. | Should there be a law forcing people to carry a gun? ... and the minimum fire power of that gun? No one is ever going to be safe until every last American citizen is armed to the tit with a gun. Imagine if you're a grand mother in the grocery and someone tried to rob your purse. Pulling out a little wimp .45 isn't gonna do any good.
That granny needs an AK47s in each hand, John Woo style. Now that will intimidate any robber! | | Yes,, I would vote for that, a law forcing LAW ABIDING CITIZENS to carry a gun? | Did these English women molest me when i was a guy? I remember I was like 5 or 6 in infant school the fugly granny teachers when you asked for help they would look at ya work from above you bending over and ergggh u felt their saggy **** touch your back or even neck i cant member my reaction but i didnt enjoy that nd it happened more than once and i even brought this up with couple my mates n they also had the same experience
is that considered molestation by these old English pedo teachers?
i dunno if i was even finkin bout girls then but these teachers were like 80 or suttin aint no1 lookin at them so it was moist...
Who the hell wants to feel saggy granny **** on ya back? | | come on be honest,you obviously went to a school in the ghetto,just look at you spelling,no sweet english teacher would waist their time in a ghetto school. | Men have you ever been sexually assaulted by women? when i was like 6 in class when i put me hands up for help the granny teacher ewww would come over and look over n i cud feel her saggy breats on my bck n neck ewww ill never forgest that nasty feelin they did it more than once its the only thing i really member bout infants. sick english culture
another time i was only what 8 some white girl somehow got me to finger her she was like 12 yet again she was english too
some girl would not stop grabbin my dikkk once wen i let her sit on my lap but these times i was a teen so corse i allowed her to explore- english
a fat obese girl took my d k out n sucked me off i was wtf n she was crap english also
is this english culture?
im black never a black girl done suttin like that but i have been in relationships with black girls
i find it all funny lookin back except the granny **** nd 12 yr old is disturbin to think of ahh i wish i was raised in africa id prolly still be a good old virgin hahaha | I guess most men were at least once in life.
I'm 50 and ourdays I understand why I did not do anything. It was a matter of being not enough mature because I was to young.
Can someone imagine under a latin mentality to complain about something like that. I would have been front page:) A guy complaining because a women jumped on him! Just imagine
It was manny years ago. Ourdays it would be much different.
I think guys must report like girls do. The judge for sure understands, | Whats your favourite saying..? mine is "chop chop" haha? im looking for those words and phases that your mother used to use :
for example
chop chop
sticky beak
and i cant think of anymore..
maybe " i havent had this much fun since granny got her **** caught in the ringer.." | | My mother used to use the term "numb nuts" all the time and when I was little I didn't know what it meant but once I did I looked at mom a little differently | Does anyone know of this video? r its a cartoon where an old granny has long big **** and does alot funny stuff with them??? | | i remember seein it ages ago, a cartoon granny singin a song about boobs, i think it was done by JoeCartoon | Rate my new rap 1-10 ? Yo, ever wonder why my rhymes are sick twisted?,
Walked up to a girl, she said it hurt down there, so I fixed it
My mom told me to fingerbopp her, s too scary, I can't risk it,
I'd prefer to watch a granny get sucked and get her **** licked,
I know a little boy that goes by the name of Erick, he's diabetic,
And not very energetic, he said he saw his mom naked,
So I gave him a pill filled with anesthetic, injected his brain with confetti
To make him forget it, oh did I forget to mention? he'll never be an athletic,
You don't even know I exist, I might be a ghost with a hand like a chainsaw,
Cut off your head, why did I just eat your brains for? this is Saints Row,
No it isn't, but I'll really choke your mouth with a can of L'Oreal hair spray,
I'll scare you with my dick at night, and make you soil yourself under the duvet . . .
Im not really done with it yet tho. let me know what y'all think k? | You have some good lines and creative rhymes. I'm just not crazy about rappers who rap about things they would never do. That's why I'm not a fan of Celph Titled. And if you're taking rap seriously, you will be confronted by some real n*ggaz who will test you, so I hope you're prepared to chop their head off with a chainsaw. So you shouldn't say things like that unless you really do it. But a lot of people do like that kind of stuff and this is just my honest opinion. You should also work on internal rhymes and alliteration.
There are a few small grammatical errors like, "Why did I just eat your brains for?" You might want to change the word "why" to "what." Also, when you say, "he'll never be an athletic." You should take out the word "an" for it to make sense. Otherwise, you would have to change "athletic" to "athlete" and it would mess up the rhyme scheme. Also you should change "fingerbopp" to "fingerpop" unless that's the slang they use wherever you're from. And you might want to change "naked" to "neked" to make that line rhyme.
Aside from that, a lot of the content doesn't make much sense to me. For example, how does fixing a girl's p*ssy make your rhymes twisted? Why and how would you fill a person's head with confetti? And what does this guy Erick have to do with anything? That seemed pretty random. I would give this a 5/10, because there are still parts that can be improved. But like I said, you have some good lines and you have potential, and I know you said you're not finished with it yet. Good luck and hopefully some of this feedback is useful. | When is escalation map pack out for ps3? So I is a wondering what's the delay with the map packs for Ps3? I is like a third class person me bread bins are all xbox this xbox that and I'm like yikes! This is like Betamax over again and laser disc I is looking like a right Charlie. The only saving grace will be listening to the chants for Rooneys new hair transplant what a plum! As if he can go through life making a complete tit of himself, the granny loving bald headed multi millionair. Still back the question why did I choose a Ps3 over xbox???? | | It gets released next Friday June 10th and we will also be getting a double xp weekend. | How many women wear a bra unless they have to? My wife of 20 years, never wears a bra, except for work, and at the age of 41 has fairly large and still very firm breasts (38c) of which she is justifiably proud.
We go to pubs and occasionally parties and the only people that make whispered comments are other woman.
Men on the other hand, enjoy the view, as frequently her nipples are on display, either through her blouse or if she is bending down for her purse.
Many people might find this strange. But we both enjoy the experience, knowing that it is nothing other than a bit of fun.
Would you go bra-less given the choice? Or if you're a man, let your wife/ partner?
Where is the harm - is it not down to self-confidence? I certainly don't have a problem with it. Indeed, in the gent's loo, a few times, some men, that I know have said: "do you know you can see your wife's **** through that dress?"
I have shrugged my shoulders and replied: "If it is a problem..don't look !"
I don't like tattoos on women, but I appreciate it is down to choice.
At least with a bra, my wife can do without (until her boobs start sagging - hate when that day comes )- but can you imagine a young guy on his granny's knee pointing at a tattoo on his mother's backside and asking : "Gran, what does Daz +Caz mean...? Especially when the guy's father is Called John!
I rest my case! | No one 'has' to wear a bra.
Most women who do, choose to for comfort, because it's socially acceptable or because they wish to for some other reason.
Cheers :-) | Most women want larger boobs, however, I want smaller ones....? I'm 22 y/o and have always had large **** since as long as I can remember. My bra size varies (depending on the bra), however when I am measured I average out to be a 38 JJ. Yes. a JJ. Craziness. Many women are all about getting a boob job to make their boobs larger, however, i'm the total opposite. I want them to be small and perky, and only big enough to fit in the palm of my man's hand. Bra shopping is really tough, not to mention expensive. And, I can't find any sexy bras...only the ugly granny looking ones with the huge straps and the ugly bow in the middle. And they usually come in three colors, tan, white, and black. Blah. not sexy. And not to mention shirts! They make most cute shirts with the little line in the middle these days and that gives my boobs the appearance of being cut in half. And I can't wear one of those cute little tops with thin straps or no straps, because they don't make strapless (or clear strap) bras in my size. Have any of you ever had a breast reduction? | | I had a reduction Feb 2006 38J to 38C and don't regret it one bit. |
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