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Is this a funny pick up line? If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put your round titties in my mouth. | lol it was funny but look at this one
hey can i austrailian kiss you its like a french kiss but down under :L:LL | My cat is pregnant. Three days ago she had mucuss coming from her private, how long does it take after that? My cat has been pregnant for around two months and she eats constantly, she has a big round tummy and her titties are full of milk. Three days ago she had mucus coming from her private. How long do you think it will before she has her precious kittens. | | Exactly how long has this "Mucus" been coming out of her vagina? It can be her "water breaking" or whatever you want to call it. I have helped 3 cats give birth and that has happened somewhere around 2-3 days before the birth. She will be laying around the house and won't eat much, she may even be looking around the house for a good safe and warm place to give birth, keep her away from beds as she may choose to have them right on your pillow (my cat decided on that 2 years ago) believe me its not pretty, | Rap Tournament round 2-RHH who wins? second round...if just viewing this vote on round 1 too...
ROUND 2-NEXXJORDAN23 VS EPUL
NEXX
I can't leave this rap game alone i'm obsessed/
Never go for second, ***** i am the best/
My flow is ice cold, your **** is just hot mess/NexxJordan's the king, **** all the rest
See this 17 year old ***** from New Jersey/
Tryin to claim the throne cuz he think he better than me/
But imma let you know i spit rhymes like a vet/
3 months i been battlin haven't lost yet
Im tearing you apart at the start of the pitch/
You're talking hard like you're about to smack a *****/
If a ***** slap a ***** then he's nothing but a coward/
reverse your name, it's Lupe, so you're just a rapper backward
See that right there was some real hardcore ****/
Im on top of the hill, you're in the bottom of the pit/
I made this just now, you probly pulled yours of the shelf/
You wanna slap a *****, then you can hit yourself
EPUL
Who in the hell wanna battle, the ill mathematical?
My motherfuckin' brain is IBM compatible
Techniques are foreign
Far from being borin'
My style is hard like cancer without McCorman
I run threw your crew like the flu when I bomb it
My styles like AIDS cause don't nobody want it
****** frontin' like they hard
But I'm a Street Fighter like Jean Claude
And I'll split your ****, god
Right down the middle
Play you like a riddle
I got a fetish for titties, I nibble on the nipple
Then trespass on your property like Monopoly
Subdue your crew and beat that *** properly
Welcome to the rhh battle annual extravaganza
epul rolls deeper than the cart-rides on Bonanza
I feed off weed, natural energy sources
Lyrics with more power than the horses they put in Porches
Can't be tested or F'ed wit
I'm too reckless
I chop off heads just to take the necklace
The type of **** that's side-effectless
The type of **** that get the Question-mark Man arrested
Take evasive action
Flip like reciprocal fractions
MY VOTE-NEXXJORDAN23-yours was just more personal...however in my oppinion both of these would've lost to either guys in round 1...it's my bad for matching it up that way...still good post nexx and epul. | | You want me to see if I can post them? | POLL: ry guy or my awesome poem? Titties titties big and round,
Titties titties on the ground
Titties titties night and day,
Titties titties have come to play.
Titties tittes big and small,
Titties titties I love them all.
Titties titties have you got cam?
Titties titties...... I'M A MAN!!!! | | your awesome poem | POLL: do you like my poem? Titties titties big and round,
Titties titties on the ground
Titties titties night and day,
Titties titties have come to play.
Titties tittes big and small,
Titties titties I love them all.
Titties titties have you got cam?
Titties titties...... I'M A MAN!!!! | | Yes, i do. Keep up the good work. | Do you like my poem?????????? Titties titties big and round,
Titties titties on the ground
Titties titties night and day,
Titties titties have come to play.
Titties tittes big and small,
Titties titties I love them all.
Titties titties have you got cam?
Titties titties...... I'M A MAN!!!!
p.s this is super copyrighted. no stealing our titties. | | So you have been under the knife have you, I bet that was sore for a few days. The question is, have you decided what to do with the rest of yourself? A she-male maybe or will you go the whole hog? | DO YOU LIKE ME POEM!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!? Titties titties big and round,
Titties titties on the ground
Titties titties night and day,
Titties titties have come to play.
Titties tittes big and small,
Titties titties I love them all.
Titties titties have you got cam?
Titties titties...... I'M A MAN!!!! | | Yes, I do. | I can't stop thinking about big ****? its all I can think about today big round titties its quite distracting I should be studing but a friend of mine told me about google image search and well now...... | | I'm 54 and I think that way all the time. That's a totally normal male thing. | What is the purpose of life to an atheist? From my understanding atheist just believe we're all one big mistake. They walk around and see beautiful little mixed race 10 year old boys with golden brown skin, green eyes and wavy hair and they think that's all by chance? They see beautiful Russian women with bright blue eyes, long blond hair, nice round titties, a tight apple bottom and they think that was all a random coincidence? A cute little asian baby giggling at her own feet is just a big coincidence to them. A beautiful Greyhound dog with his body built for speed is a mere accident. No meaning, no purpose, no rules, no parameters, no feelings, there's no feelings in their lives. What do atheists see in life? What is your purpose? | "What is the purpose of life to an atheist?"
So far as I am concerned (I cannot speak for other atheists) life has no innate purpose. We are free. We ourselves determine what our purpose is, for better or for worse.
"From my understanding atheist just believe we're all one big mistake."
No, that is not correct. "Mistake" implies there was a defined goal which we failed to meet. That would be inherently contradictive.
"They walk around and see beautiful little mixed race 10 year old boys with golden brown skin, green eyes and wavy hair and they think that's all by chance? They see beautiful Russian women with bright blue eyes, long blond hair, nice round titties, a tight apple bottom and they think that was all a random coincidence? A cute little asian baby giggling at her own feet is just a big coincidence to them. A beautiful Greyhound dog with his body built for speed is a mere accident."
No, dear. The first three are not the result of an accident, but of four billion years of evolution. Rather grand, actually. The fourth (and what a strange idea, to list three humans and end on a dog) is the result of directed breeding.
Also, Greyhounds are rather creepy.
"No meaning, no purpose, no rules, no parameters, no feelings, there's no feelings in their lives."
No INNATE meaning or purpose. Rules and parameters devised by reason, instinct, experience and upbringing. Our feelings are real and not the result of irrational beliefs. Right now, I am feeling rather annoyed at your attitude.
"What do atheists see in life?"
EVERYTHING.
"What is your purpose?"
Again, I can't speak for anyone but myself, but my purpose is to be as human as possible and, if possible, contribute to making the world a little better.
And you? What is your purpose? Singing the praises of a God? What a lofty goal. So you're basically a toy monkey that says "Wow, you're GREAT!" when you pull its string? | Why won't atheist just give God a chance? How can you honestly say God doesn't exist? You walk around see beautiful little mixed race 10 year old guys with golden brown skin, green eyes and wavy hair and you think that's all by chance? You see beautiful Russian women with bright blue eyes, long blond hair, nice petite titties, a tight round bottom and you think that was all a random coincidence? Just how much faith do you jokers have? You should all be squirming in your seats right now. | | Many atheists were god-believers before. They saw the light. Won't you give atheism a chance? |
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